Category Archives: Wisdom of the Fridge

NEWSFLASH

  Thank goodness for America’s litigious culture. Otherwise, consumer products companies wouldn’t be forced to remind us of these arcane points of safety. They don’t teach you this stuff in school, after all. More Wisdom of the Fridge here. [Promotional Consideration: … Continue reading

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Where do salt and pepper come from?

And now you know. Don’t listen to anyone who tells you differently: ALL of the world’s pepper comes from India, and ALL of the world’s salt comes from Belgium. More Wisdom of the Fridge here. [Promotional Consideration: Have a free peppery … Continue reading

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Badly designed garment? Or sage life advice?

  We can’t remember any more what product it was that had this label. Possibly a very, very confusing pair of jeans. More Wisdom of the Fridge here. [Promotional Consideration: Listen to our music here for free — sounds just as good backwards … Continue reading

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What flavor looks like

  This frozen steak is so good, it will give you synesthesia and make see a taste sensation. Through a photo, even! But don’t go talking about to others without proper attribution — it’s trademarked. More Wisdom of the Fridge here. … Continue reading

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Biblical Murder Mystery

That last bit (“Who benefits from his death?”) casts an interesting new light on things. Now we can picture federal investigators at the scene of the crucifixion, saying to each other: “We have means, we have opportunity… Now we just … Continue reading

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Insane King Offers You His Pizza

  Sire, it is a matter of perfect indifference to me whether you accept checks or plastic. I want no part of your turd-covered pizza. More Wisdom of the Fridge here. [Promotional Consideration: Listen to our music here for free!]

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Cluelessness in Advertising

  All we can say to this one is, “No. No, it isn’t.” More Wisdom of the Fridge here. [Promotional consideration: Buy our cereal!]

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Introducing: The Wisdom of the Fridge

Mr. Ontology and Dr. Subtrahend have been engaged for some time in a self-appointed research project: to find the world’s most unintentionally hilarious printed matter, usually in consumer packaging. The specimens they’ve harvested have been lovingly affixed to their refrigerator. … Continue reading

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