Category Archives: Wisdom of the Fridge

For sale: sushi. Some restrictions apply.

Another post in the spirit of the Wisdom of the Fridge… If I could’ve taken these home to post on the band fridge, I would’ve. As it was, these samples come from a laminated menu at a sushi restaurant PEZ … Continue reading

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How does this make me comfortable, exactly?

In the style of the Wisdom of the Fridge (even though this sticker does not have a place on the honored refrigerator door of Dr. Subtrahend and Mr. Ontology): This was a sticker I found on some pamphlet or safety … Continue reading

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Wisdom from Cookies That Taste Like Cardboard

This time on Wisdom of the Fridge, we examine some interesting specimens of Chinese fortune-cookie fortunes we’ve come across. First, here’s the most circumlocutious fortune I’ve ever seen: Pretty pithy, right? Unlike the one above, this next one doesn’t really … Continue reading

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“Free Range” is a flavor

Yes, folks, step right up and buy the one and only brand of cat treats whose flavor is that of FREE-RANGE CHICKENS! (More below.) The bag doesn’t mention anywhere what it means for a cat treat to be “free-range chicken … Continue reading

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Astounding Quantities

By law (I presume), consumer packaging has to give us accurate measurements of what’s contained inside. But normally they do so in terms of weight, not actual quantity. And not so breathlessly, either, as the examples below. First off: if … Continue reading

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Die-cut Mona Lisa

Who knew? Art is something that can be punched out. Next time you’re in the Impressionist Gallery of your local art museum, go right up to the pictures hanging on the wall and give it a try! More Wisdom of … Continue reading

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DO NOT THROW AWAY YOUR CHILD

  EVEN IF YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT TO. More Wisdom of the Fridge here. [Garbage cans may not be appropriate for play, but our songs page is.]

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Who’s got that kind of time?

Whoa whoa whoa. I’m looking at up to a minute of prep time for putting a trash bag in this thing? Screw it, I’m out. More Wisdom of the Fridge here. [And plenty of durable, odor-resistant songs here.]

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WHAT is going on here.

  On second thought, I’d rather not know. More Wisdom of the Fridge here. [Unlike this safety label, we won’t judge you for whatever it is you do while you listen to our music here.]

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RE: Your Victorious Child

A safety label that ought to appear on parents, too… More Wisdom of the Fridge here. [Victorious toddlers rock out to free music here.]

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