Seat Belt Buckle Bag Strap

“Seat Belt Buckle Bag Strap”

I bought an ultra-thick watch band
But that wasn’t enough;
I tried using lots of product
To make my hair stick up;
I even got some chunky glasses
So I could nerd it up —
But the thing that I was missing
To make it all complete was

A seat belt buckle bag strap
(Across my chest)
Seat belt buckle bag strap
(I know that you’re impressed)
Seat belt buckle bag strap
Hey man, who woulda guessed
That some garbage from a junkyard
Would make me so well-dressed?

Don’t talk to me ’bout trucker hats —
I never could decide:
Are they hip ironic statements
Or just a tad contrived?
But there’s one thing that I’m certain
Has fashion bonafides —
It’s a chrome-and-canvas wonder
Its beauty can’t be denied:

A seat belt buckle bag strap
(Hey man, it wasn’t cheap)
A seat belt buckle bag strap
(I’m feeling pretty chic)
A seat belt buckle bag strap
Makes me so unique:
Just like all the other people
I saw with one last week

Seat belt buckle bag strap
(All the time)
Seat belt buckle bag strap
(Hey man, this one’s mine)
Seat belt buckle bag strap
(Whoooo!)
Seat belt buckle bag strap —
Buy one today!

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