This time on Wisdom of the Fridge, we examine some interesting specimens of Chinese fortune-cookie fortunes we’ve come across.
First, here’s the most circumlocutious fortune I’ve ever seen:
Pretty pithy, right?
Unlike the one above, this next one doesn’t really lend itself to the old gag of adding the words “in bed” to the end of the fortune:
Uh… I’m pretty sure that severing the legs off a sheep is not going to automatically turn it into a mass of water droplets and ice crystals. And, while I’m normally all in favor of a healthy skepticism, I’d prefer you not test this out yourself.