Wisdom from Cookies That Taste Like Cardboard

This time on Wisdom of the Fridge, we examine some interesting specimens of Chinese fortune-cookie fortunes we’ve come across.

First, here’s the most circumlocutious fortune I’ve ever seen:

Pretty pithy, right?

Unlike the one above, this next one doesn’t really lend itself to the old gag of adding the words “in bed” to the end of the fortune:

Uh… I’m pretty sure that severing the legs off a sheep is not going to automatically turn it into a mass of water droplets and ice crystals. And, while I’m normally all in favor of a healthy skepticism, I’d prefer you not test this out yourself.

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