“Free Range” is a flavor

Yes, folks, step right up and buy the one and only brand of cat treats whose flavor is that of FREE-RANGE CHICKENS! (More below.)

The bag doesn’t mention anywhere what it means for a cat treat to be “free-range chicken flavor”. The first ingredient is “chicken meal”: did that come from only free-range chickens? We can only guess.

What’s not left to our imagination, however, is how much our cat wants these treats. Behold this rather disturbing specimen of consumer ad copy. (The last word on the first line is “quills”, by the way.)

More Wisdom of the Fridge here.

[Free-range music is available here.]

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